Tues 20th March 2007
We’re parked at Kilby Bridge and it’s time to say goodbye to Kass and her cat Maisy. We spent the rest of the day walking around in a daze until we realise the cat pheromone dispenser is still plugged in to the wall socket. We’re turning into cats. Unplugging it, we feel less inclined to lap from the saucer and lick ourselves clean.
A late batch of lambs bleat their way through the night, poor little blighters having to walk about the fields in freezing temperatures looking for their mummies. But it’s hardly surprising they lose the old girl as they form gangs and run from one side of the field to the other and get into mischief down at the water’s edge.

Good news arrived today. This is the week we’ve been looking forward to for over a year, our boat builders will visit us on Thursday to complete a couple of jobs in the boat. We’re in a great place for road access and have permission to moor at the wharf so there’ll be no fetching and carrying. It couldn’t be better, we’re well pleased.
And we’ve got visitors tonight as Ter and Claire are joining us for dinner.
Wed 21st
The geezer on the next boat was walking to the waste skip (dumpster?) as I climbed off the boat and told me to watch out for a BW lady who visits these parts. Told him we weren’t breaking any rules but he went on to say she gave him earache because he preferred to use the 48 hour visitor’s moorings rather than move up to the place reserved for people like him who have paid for the privilege during the winter months. What a nerve.
Thursday 22nd Mar
It snowed in the night, just enough to leave a trace in the fields alongside the canal, but as the sun came up and we emerged onto the rear deck it became apparent we’d been burgled, not by people of the night, but creatures of the night.
A hole had been chewed in our stern deck splash panel and the bird feeder raided. There was seed all over the place and a neat pile of canvas pieces next to a hole the size of a small rat. A mouse could have squeezed under the canvas but a rat would have had to cut a hole.

Oh well, at least it didn’t get inside the boat, we hope. Perhaps a search later on will be in order.
Morning came and went before our specialists arrived and set to work.
All went well with a loo pipe change but we can’t have the cupboard or shelves without paying again.
We felt quite sad when they left and the words of a wise man came back to me saying “Don’t trust things to memory, always get it agreed in WRITING”.
My advice to anyone going through a boat build is – no matter how daft you feel reminding the builder of things you’ve mentioned many times before, once the boat leaves the shed it has to be down in writing or you could lose it.
I felt disappointed and a tad let down. We moved the boat, locked up and went for a walk. It helped.
Fri 23rd
Another walk, this time to Tesco at Wigston. 40 minutes each way. Rewarded by lunch - jacket potato with tuna. It appeared on the smallest dinner plate ever seen.
Just look at the size of the cutlery in comparison with the plate.
The lady on the next table must have thought I didn’t get out much because she stared at me as I took a picture of the tiddly plate.
Saturday and Sunday
A break from boating, we’re conveyed to Bristol while Tezzer minds the boat. We get a couple of days off while he gets to do some paperwork.
Not missing our chance to get on the internet at broadband speeds we discover a new medical term. What might be supposed as arthritis in the knee, elbow, shoulder, hip, ankle or heel might actually be something called Bursitis.
Bursitis or inflammation of the bursa doesn’t fill one with dread like arthritis and it is claimed there are ways to reduce or even eliminate it. Of course rest seems the best cure but for those like me who get the problem while sleeping on my side there’s no escape.
The bursa cushions tendons where they pass over bone and can become inflamed when compressed, for example when sleeping on the side on a hard mattress or pushing with the hips on lock gate balance beams.
It’s all very interesting but nothing much will change. If this is what we’re like now what are we going to be like in ten years time?
Monday 26th March 2007
Upsticks and go. Like all good water gypsies we know when its time to move on. Must have got a bit rusty because the first few lock approaches weren’t up to standard and a side breeze wasn’t taken into consideration. But it’s so good to be cruising again.
No one about, just us on the move. Nothing much to rave about either, the trees and bushes are still bare, no leaves in sight and temperatures to match Siberia.
Took an unusual interest in a daisy stuck to a lock wall, tried encouraging it to open by breathing on it and dazzling it with the camera flash but with no success.
Pulled a rabbit out of the canal, drained the water out but couldn’t get it to start.
And then the highlight of the day – two boats in the lock ahead. Wanted to ask questions, talk about the weather, pass the time of day, but they didn’t stop and it’s hopeless trying to conduct a conversation above the sound of two diesel engines.
Maybe it’s just one of those days for sitting alone and contemplating.
I got the message, we shouldn’t try to hurry things in the country.
I said let’s go through the tunnel, she said no, we’ll park up and do that tomorrow. And so we dropped anchor and marvelled at the warmth of the sun.
The breeze had dropped, the clouds were gone, the day had turned out fine after all,
There was nothing for it but to take to the stern on a chair with a fishing rod. One swipe with the spade and I had a juicy worm for the hook so without more of a do boating had turned to fishing.
But it wasn’t to last. As I cast the second time I noticed power lines overhead and a notice on the towpath telling me not to be so silly, and to stop whatever I was doing and get back indoors.
Perhaps tomorrow will be better.
There’s a rumour that Sarah-Kate is in these parts so we’ll go boat spotting as soon as we’re up. But first there’s the tunnel; 800 yards and as crooked as a windlass......























